My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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