i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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