we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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