hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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