what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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