he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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