The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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