I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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