ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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