i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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