So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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