i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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