i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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