So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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