Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize