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(651): View more from Minnesota

she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style

(1-541): View more from Oregon

Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario

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(909): View more from California

Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.

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(805): View more from California

Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.

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(949): View more from California

Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up

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(919): View more from North Carolina

everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

You have such a talent for this

(603): View more from New Hampshire

Friendship, or finding weed?

(203): View more from Connecticut

Yes

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