Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
my sisters under your porch take her home
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
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