I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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