She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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