the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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