Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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