I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Everything about him screamed your future.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Im part way to drunk.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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