cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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