Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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