I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
