i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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