I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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