She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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