I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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