he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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