i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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