i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
She's like a pop up book from hell.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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