Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
