butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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