You really coming over, don't trick.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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