she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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