dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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