I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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