This is not my ceiling
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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