How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
