I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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