Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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