Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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