fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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