Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
My balls are so social today.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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