I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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