Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
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