trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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