Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I can't turn off my feet"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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