Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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