Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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