its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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