...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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