I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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