i would punch a child for taco bell
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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